Happy Teachers' Day!

Happy Teachers’ Day

This joke was stolen from Russian FB and then translated.

Google Translator sucks, I translated it myself (where is AI when we need it?)

So, here it is.

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President, Businessman, and Teacher were sent to Hell.

Arrived.

President asks Devil – can I make a call, I am curious how are my people living without me?

Devil allowed.

President talked for 5 minutes and asked – how much from me?

$5000 says Devil.

Done.

Businessman asks – can I call, want to know how is my business doing?

OK.

Businessmen finished in just 2 minutes and asked – how much?

$5000000!

OK.

Done.

A teacher says – can I call, too?

He talked for 8 hours – about the school, how are the students, who gets what grades, what happened on the staff meeting, about lessons, showcases, awards, textbooks, school appliances, school accreditation, quizzes, exams, tests, portfolio, …

Finally, he was done and asked Devil – how much from me?

Free – said the Devil – zero.

President and Businessman screamed – why????!!!!

Well, said Devil: from Hell to Hell – within the same network – no charge.