Happy Teachers’ Day!
Teachers work hard. This is why sometimes they need a minute to recharge their batteries.This joke will make you smile. Enjoy!
This joke was stolen from Russian FB and then
translated.
Google Translator sucks, I translated it myself
(where is AI when we need it?)
So, here it is.
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President, Businessman, and Teacher were sent
to Hell.
Arrived.
President asks Devil – can I make a call,
I am curious how are my people living without me?
Devil allowed.
President talked for 5 minutes and asked –
how much from me?
$5000 says Devil.
Done.
Businessman asks – can I call, want to know
how is my business doing?
OK.
Businessmen finished in just 2 minutes and
asked – how much?
$5000000!
OK.
Done.
A teacher says – can I call, too?
He talked for 8 hours – about the school, how
are the students, who gets what grades, what happened on the staff meeting,
about lessons, showcases, awards, textbooks, school appliances, school
accreditation, quizzes, exams, tests, portfolio, …
Finally, he was done and asked Devil –
how much from me?
Free – said the Devil – zero.
President and Businessman screamed –
why????!!!!
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